Today is ‘Blue Monday’. The time of the year where you might be feeling a bit down now the excitement of Christmas is over, struggling to keep New Years Resolutions and of course simply being a Monday!
So put a smile on the faces of your friends and family up by trying out these jokes.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.
Q: How do you make an Octopus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: What four letters will frighten a burglar?
A: O I C U
Remember: it’s possible that people may feel down on other days of the year as well, so keep some of these jokes in mind. Always be a good friend and treat others how you would want to be treated.